Italian Twin Pasodoble

What feels like an age ago in November 2014 I started a love affair with the Ducati Multistrada when I visited Ducati Johannesburg while being up there (or down, if you want to get technical) for some training.

Obviously I didn’t have my gear there at the time and the best I could do was sit on and look at it. But upon my return to Cape Town I started down the path of inquiry as I was convinced this would be my next bike.

This is that very same bike…

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Demos weren’t as readily available in Cape Town as there isn’t a real dealership here but more of a satellite office so I was put on the waiting list for trying one out.

Then during the same span of time Ducati announced the “all new” Multistrada with the world first Skyhook dynamically adjustable suspension. Not wanting an “old” bike I decided to wait for that to eventually arrive and ride.

Of course as luck would have it by the time that happened Ducati again announced the “all new” Multistrada that would now get the world first DVT engine and once again I delayed the test ride waiting on the new bike to arrive.

They say things come in threes and they aren’t often wrong, so yet again when the DVT version finally arrived, Ducati had also just announced the new XDiavel which I wanted to ride back to back with the Multistrada…so again we waited.

So, a year and a half later after first sitting on the bloody thing I finally pickled to Superbike Solutions in Somerset West the other weekend with a riding friend in tow to have a go on what had by now become a Unicorn.

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Credit where it’s due, many of the better photos like the one above are his, not mine.

After a bit of drama with the bikes not coming back on time from the previous riders who had them, we finally set off towards Hells Hoogte (Hell’s Height) pass just outside Stellenbosch, myself on the Multistrada S and my mate on the regular XDiavel.

Immediately I asked the sales guy if the bike had been specially lowered as I just felt so much more sure-footed than I remember from the first time I sat on it in Johannesburg and especially compared to the recently ridden BMW S1000XR it seemed very accommodating towards my short legs. He advised it was the standard seat, but on the lowest setting, which is a very nice to have.

The startup procedure is very interesting and feels almost like a computer that needs to “boot” in multiple stages before it eventually tells you it’s ready to go. Definitely not just a case of pushing and holding the button until it fires. Quick push of the button and my memory fails but I think it then pretty much sorts itself out after that.

It’s keyless by default and this is where the Audi ownership shows as the key is near identical to those on Audi and VW cars but maybe just a little bit less rectangular. Still don’t quite know the point as I needed to then hide the key in my pocket and carefully check that the zip is closed so that it doesn’t bugger off mid ride.

Already it was apparent that the forward set foot pegs on the XDiavel was causing consternation for the other party, but more on that later, as we finally set off on the road. Immediately the size of the Multistrada made itself known but at the same time an odd thing also happened in that it’s centre of gravity is such that it basically keeps itself upright longer than any other bike I can remember making super slow speed manoeuvres between cars while lane splitting superbly simple.Where I was of a mind not to take any chances lane splitting the bike immediately encouraged me to go for it without any concern as it was just so simple to move the mighty beast around between what felt like small vehicle around me.

Until I had to stop at the first traffic light and there was an almighty banshee squeal coming from the front brakes and moments later a similar yet different wail from the clutch as I pulled that in…strange since it’s hydraulic and there is no cable to make a noise .

Now by their very nature bikes and cars make funny noises and my own Triumph whistles from rear brake at parking lot speeds, but when I’m on the Ferrari of motorcycles I sort of expect those things not to happen. Here I am with a 1/4 of a million Rand of Italian exotica under my ass and feeling embarrassed about it while the lady next to me in traffic is looking perplexed.

I wish I had ridden the non-DVT version of the bike so I could make a fair comparison, but it certainly felt like it was working compared to the BMW XR which had no bottom end torque whatsoever. You don’t need to rev the crap out of it to get somewhere, but at the same time it also makes the very same 160hp as the BMW seem almost boring as you climb the revs as it’s delivered in a very flat manner. Great for everyday, maybe not so great for the fun times when you want to feel it pull your arms out of their sockets.

For such an expensive bike the engine also feels very unrefined and I don’t want to say unreliable in a mechanical context but more as a matter of consistency. I kind of expect that if I revved it the same way ten times in a row that one or two of those times the engine would falter or even choke completely. It just doesn’t deliver the same confidence and inspiration every time and it also vibrates and shakes the crap out of itself.

Wind protection seemed almost too good with the screen in the top position and so I dropped it quite easily with one hand while riding to take that breathless feeling away. I’m used to naked bikes so don’t pay much attention to these things but there is a fair amount of leg protection as well and it being a chilly morning I can’t say I noticed the cold air over my legs at all throughout the test ride.

Stopping in from of all the other traffic at a light, the XDiavel lost somewhere behind me, I decided now was the time to give it horns and as the light went green I dropped the clutch in a reasonable fashion but whacked the throttle and suddenly I saw orange lights appear in my peripheral vision and looking down at them I realised that the front wheel was reaching for the sky and this was obviously the wheelie control doing exactly what it was meant to.

Outside of the lights it was a very calm non-event so the technology works and lets you have some fun without letting you kill yourself. I saw it was in Touring mode and switched it to Sport so I could do it again…and of course I then failed miserably as every wheelie in my life seems to only ever happen accidentally and never on command.

Knowing the road ahead I expected some speed cameras and so I decided to try the cruise control. Unlike the other bikes I rode recently this one works exactly like the system on every car I’ve ever driven with Cruise Control. You first switch it on (or off) and then you have a +/- button and a Set/Resume button. It’s simple and straight forward and there is no guessing what does what. The on/off toggle prevents you from any surprises and the system just works.

I don’t know if I’m lob-sided or my minor scoliosis isn’t so minor any more but I always thought my notion to lean left when going hands free was just because the bike wasn’t under throttle, but even with cruise control I still keep veering left even if I’m leaning myself completely over in the opposite direction. Definitely never going to be one of those stunt riders, that’s for sure.

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The seat gives you some options to move around and find what works for you, without leaving you completely unsupported. It’s something I partly liked about the XR holding you firmly in place, but I can see the appeal of being able to change your riding position when you like to.

The mirrors are excellent showing you everything you need to see and offering lots of adjustment without any major vibration. They are large but also not stupidly so that they get in the way. The hand guards also do a great job and I bet you would hardly need the heated grips with them on, or might not need super winter gloves, at least not in our climate anyway.

Once we hit the Hells Hoogte pass and I could start leaning it over I felt very much the same wallowing in corners that I did with the XR but unlike that bike I didn’t feel unsafe. It might very well be a case of typical behaviour for bikes that are so tall and on softer suspension and just not something I’m used to.

It leans over on its ear quite happily and feels utterly weightless while doing so. In general the bike never really gives its 235kg away and always feels light and nimble, even at parking lot speeds. The brakes are perfect, if I don’t remember them that means they weren’t lacking in any way or so over the top that I’m still trying to put my face back on after it got peeled off.

It’s hard to say if the Skyhook dynamic suspension made any major difference here as I didn’t have a regular version to compare it against and I don’t know the roads that well, but overall it’s a very comfortable ride and nowhere did I hit a bump going “ouch” in my helmet. If anything, it might even be too soft for most people, but that could probably be adjusted a little with the custom modes that I didn’t mess with.

I expected the screen to be a problem, but even in this bright daylight I don’t recall even once having trouble to see what was going on and it felt no different to any regular system. I might even go so far as to say that the reflection on my own clocks where I see myself is more distracting than the sun would be on this LCD based system.

There isn’t really much to fault the bike on, except the price. It just doesn’t feel like it’s worth more than any other bike and in many ways it feels lesser even if it was in the same price bracket. It seems like you are literally paying for the exotic factor and not much else. If the prices were all the same and out of the bikes with similar feature sets I tested recently I still end up feeling the BMW R1200RS is the best, while ironically being the cheapest. Sure the XR is the direct competition for the Multistrada, but the RS suits me better than both. If money wasn’t a factor and I was forced between the XR and Multistrada then I would have the Italian…except for one big reason I’ll get back to later.

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So while I was having a jolly good time on the Multistrada my buddy was absolutely miserable on the XDiavel.

I think if I hadn’t stopped to swop when I did, he might have hunted me down or just parked it and set it on fire next to the road.

A lot of that has to do with people not knowing what to expect. If you haven’t ridden a cruiser with forward controls before this bike is going to be a shock to your system,. Even if you have ridden a cruiser with forward controls before, this is still going to give you an electric jolt.

This is not a cruiser, at least not like any other that has come before. Like I’ve explained it to others it’s a cruiser in the back with its fat 240-section rear tyre and low comfortable seat, but it’s a superbike in the front with its monstrous engine and crazy sport bike handling.

Sitting on the thing I would imagine is very similar to sitting in a jet fighter plane. You sit very low compared to everything else, while your legs are straight in front of you. It actually feels like your legs are pointing up compared to most other forward control bikes I’ve ridden.

Then the bars are wide but also don’t sweep back quite as much as I expected, but unlike the regular Diavel this one is actually comfortable. Closest thing I can compare it to is the lovechild of a Yamaha V-Max and the Harley Davidson Nightrod Special, but more comfortable than the Nightrod which makes you feel like a double folded pancake.

I felt a little bit short in the leg reaching the foot controls but when mentioning this to the sales guy he showed me that there were in fact four different positions for the foot pegs and they were on the third setting now so it could come two clicks closer to me. If I were to own one I would definitely move it closer, so if you do test ride one and you find this is your problem then it’s easy to fix and not a deal breaker.

Seeing press shots of the bike beforehand I figured that tiny little screen would be a problem, but with this kind of minimalist approach it didn’t bother me at all. The electronic and startup procedures are pretty much the same as on the Multistrada with the same riding modes and cruise control options, except for the Enduro mode obviously.

The two bikes are identical from an engine and drive train point of view, except that the XDiavel make a little less horsepower in favour of more torque.

I didn’t realise the non-S had the Launch Control option as well and so I never looked for it until almost all the way back and then I couldn’t figure it out quickly enough to make use of it. There is seemingly a special routine to be followed to make it work.

Jumping straight onto the XDiavel at the end of a twisty road I was thrown into the deep end immediately. It feels insane because your feet are way up there in front and so you can’t really use your legs to corner but pinch them to the tank instead. The net result is that you now end up cornering with your elbows…and it feels like superhero stuff.

The first time you dip this thing into a corner it’s like passing through a wormhole or stargate or some such because it is just that bizarre a notion, but then you realise that you haven’t died, it has gone around the corner…and it’s just done it better than the Multistrada you rode a few minutes ago. That’s when the cheshire cat smile appears on your face and you want to do it over and over again.

I know the term “it turns like it’s on rails” is overused so I’ll rather say this is more like a Scalextric system that just goes where it was meant to go with you pull the trigger. It makes no sense to my brain and years of riding experience, but it just works. The lean angles are pure insanity and even when you aren’t riding it to the edge it just feels much more extreme and exhilarating because you are sitting so low and close to the ground.

The engine itself works very well in this package and I can’t say I had any complaints there, but I had a very hard time with the clutch, it just feeds in way too far from the bar and is a little bit like an on/off switch and not progressive at all. Each and every time I stopped through the test ride it was a mission to get away and it didn’t become natural at any point.

The forward set controls are tricky at inclines especially as you can’t really hold the bike with the foot brake and keep the bike up with the other as being so low means you have no leverage and your balance is throw way off by the right foot hanging in the sky. So I opted for the front brake with the fingers, throttle with the palm  configuration which is tried and trusted.

Seating wise it’s very comfortable for the rider except for the oddity of a metal Ducati/XDiavel logo plate thing that is stuck right under your ass in the lowest part of the seat. This is one of those silly form over function things where the rain is ultimately going to accumulate there and you’ll have a wet bum before you even hit the rainy rode home. Put I guess the target market here is fairly fair weather inclined so I shouldn’t be surprised there. I didn’t have an Italian supermodel handy to test the passenger seating and I doubt anything else would fit. My Buell took this to the extreme but the XDiavel seems like it was designed for a man who is begging for his significant other to use the good excuse that there isn’t space for her on the back, so he can ultimately go alone like he intended in the first place.

XDiavel is a thing to behold and I realised many won’t like it, but for me personally it’s a beautiful bike. I didn’t get to see the more shiny S variant but I’m sure that would be a feast for the sense. It won some or other design aware recently and I can’t say I’m at all surprised. It’s futuristic while at the same time being classic, but it’s also not retro and trying to look old. You know if I didn’t know better I would have thought it’s an electric bike as it has that same sort of modern Tesla feel to it.

I loved it, every minute of riding it was a fantastic experience and it was easy to overlook the little things by the sheer brilliance of everything else. Would I buy one? Right now it doesn’t fit the bill as an everyday bike for me, largely for the complete lack of luggage options makes it a bad value proposition to me personally. That and the price would keep me away, but if you can afford it without cringing and you don’t ride every day or don’t mind a backpack it might be perfect for you. In a few years when I have some spare change I could definitely see one as a second bike in my garage.

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Both Ducatis sound better off the bike when someone else is riding them, than when you are actually on them yourself. The engine is just a utilitarian lump at the end of the day, but the ultimate deal breaker on both bikes that I simply couldn’t ignore is that they were both on fire.

At first I thought it was just the Multistrada but as I was riding back the XDiavel was even worse with the heat through the seat being so bad that the heat rash had me itching. And this was a pretty cool winter’s day, can you imagine how it would be in the summer?

Combine the extreme and literal seat of the pant heat with the crazy money that these two bikes are selling for and the fact that I just didn’t feel that special riding them the overall experience has left me yearning for a german.

It makes me wonder if I am ever lucky enough to drive both an Audi R8 and Lamborghini Gallardo if I’ll walk away with the same impression that the Lambo is just overpriced Italian exotica while the german Audi is the better car, even with the identical underpinnings.

 

Italian Stallions vs The British Pony

This was actually written way back on 13 July 2015 elsewhere and I decided to post it here now. I haven’t back-dated it as it is a standalone piece.

First a little disclaimer : These three bikes are very different and therefore a direct comparison is somewhat unfair and that’s not really what I’m trying to achieve here. It’s rather a case of observations regarding each compared to the other and a lot of it might not be good or bad depending on the type of rider who it appeals to.

Also I should state that I have no real world interest in buying a Diavel and didn’t expect it to convert me in any way because even as a pipe dream it would also be a second bike kind of bike to me.

A little bit on my current bike first to tell you where I’m coming from…

2014 Triumph Street Triple R

Having had a Buell Lighting before I had a bit of “bomskok” after an accident and stopped biking for a while I’m fully converted to naked bikes with near zero interest in owning a fairinged bike of any kind least of all a superbike. I never say no to taking any bike for a spin, but I’ll never own a superbike again unless I win the Lotto and even then I’d park it in my garage and have a glass of wine with it.

Funnily enough before I even got on the Street Triple vibe I had wanted a Ducati Hyperstrada since they were first announced in early 2013 but then partly due to lacking local support and the overall price I had simply put the option out of my mind.

So out of what was left the Triumph Street Triple checked all the boxes as there was a brand new model released in 2013 with a design that finally made me really like the bike. I got the first MY2014 bike thinking that it being a new model you never take the first bikes and check out the issues first.

Although I could afford the Speed Triple it seemed like a waste of power and money since I ride every day. I would simply burn more fuel, tyres, sprockets and chains for something that maybe adds a real world 10% that I really wouldn’t use every day.

Naked check, medium sized engine check, fuel economy check, good looking check, comfort…reasonable. Luggage options…if you want anything more than a wallet and a toothbrush to go anywhere you are off to buy strap on bags or wear a backpack.

Over the last two years the comfort has become more and more of a concern. Half of it is the ridiculously sporty (super hard) suspension. Now lots of people think you simply buy the bike with the adjustable suspension and then you can soften it up for your comfort…that is not the case. You can’t make hard suspension soft without swopping the parts and that is not only an expensive adventure but more than likely will compromise the handling otherwise the manufacturer would have done it in the first place.
The other part of the comfort problem is simply the geometry. This is effectively a naked Triumph Daytona 675 superbike for all intents and purposes fitted with regular bars instead of clip-ons.

So the seat is very much the same and your grip on the tank identical, you just don’t lean as low into it as the bars sit a little bit closer. Two years later and many back pains and wrist aches later I can tell you that I might as well have bought a Daytona. Not really, I still can’t spend more than twenty minutes on a superbike without wanting to die, but you get the idea.

I fitted a 20mm riser to the bars and rotated them closer which has made a world of difference so that I actually use the clutch again and don’t have too many aches and pains too often. It actually does the job of getting to work and back without too much of an issue, it just limits me from touring or going on properly long day rides like I used to.

Let’s also not forget that I’ve gotten older and I have a hell of a lot more issues than I had 10 years ago, so it’s not all the bike’s fault.

The Triumph has a superb engine, probably the best in this class. Really, the capacity is perfect, the noise is brilliant, the power and torque are perfectly balanced. It’s really the perfect blend of Inline-4 power and Twin torque and is also surprisingly economical at 5.5-6 l/100km even when I’m smashing it.

The engine also never ever skips a beat and remains supremely reliable and predictable. I’ve had one warranty claim at 6000km from new and it was a small gasket at the front sprocket that was trickling the tiniest bit of oil. 20 000km later it hasn’t had a single drama.

At the same time that reliability and eternally predicatable nature also makes it boring. Say what you want about Harley and their motor in my Buell, but it had a soul. It was never quite the same twice but also never had any problems and always fired up and put a smile on my dial.

The 675cc Triple is pretty much like a german car. It will always do things exactly the same exactly as you expect it to do them and never have anything else to say about it, which makes it utterly soulless. It doesn’t shake or rattle and idles just like a 4-cylinder with a little bit of a vacuum cleaner induction noise when you rev it up.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s a brilliant bike any way you look at it, but I think my needs have changed while the bike is still just doing exactly what it has always done.

2015 Ducati Hyperstrada

So two years on and I find myself looking at the same bike I did three years before when I first started thinking about getting back into the biking game again after taking a short break.

The Hyperstrada is the exact same thing as the Hypermotard and just defines the standard touring kit. So it comes with a different seat, proper windscreen, soft panniers, raised bars and a centre stand. All the parts can be fitted to a standard Hypermotard if you like and vice versa.

It claims to be a big bike motard, duh it has motard in the name. The Hyperstrada is just more of the comfort and touring sales pitch of the same thing. Now apart from my Buell which also claimed to be a pseudo-motard I’ve had little to no experience with these kinds of bikes that I can recall.

Needless to say then I expect it to be very similar to my Buell…what a shocker when it wasn’t.

Getting on the bike it’s firstly really damn tall…especially when you try to dodge the panniers to get on. I had checked the spec sheet beforehand and there’s only meant to be 5mm seat height difference between my Street Triple and the Hyper but in the real world that translates very differently.

Then the part where it gets weird is that you sit on..where you expect the tank to be. Normally I’m used to having the tank in front of me and gripping around it. In this case there is no normal “tank” in front of me and it’s all flat with me holding onto the frame instead.

It’s a bizarre feeling as if I’m sitting on the front wheel and that part is much like my Buell where you lean forward and see the front wheel touching the ground in front of you, but the main difference here is that it feels like the windscreen will klap you in the face if you just lean slightly forward.

As strange as it is, it’s an incredibly commanding position and I found myself quite at home within a few kilometres and also immediately knew why these motard okes want to put their leg down to shift their weight because it seems much more natural to do that than shift your ass off the seat.

However I did have a problem moving off as the freeplay in the throttle wasn’t at all to my liking and I would adjust that out immediately should my own bike have that problem and the clutch was biting way too far out. I get incredible wrist pain very quickly riding like that so the Triumph has been adjusted to start releasing within a centimetre or so from the grip.

One also tends to forget that over two years your own bike has been perfect adjusted little by little for your needs. Suspension is perfect (as can be) and all the other bits have either been setup for you or you’ve adjust to them perfectly over time.

So it took a bit of doing to get my shifts right nicely and the bike being virtually brand new certainly didn’t help. Never had a problem with the gearbox not working as expected but it’s not as defined and clicky as my Triumph or other sportier bikes which I would prefer actually.

I hated having a gear indicator on the Triumph at first as it was quite distracting…and here I find myself moaning about the fact that the Ducati doesn’t have one. It also doesn’t have a fuel gauge but only a fuel light. Neither are deal breakers, but it just shows how you get used to the little comforts in life.

The 841cc motor in the Duc is very tricky to define. It’s extremely linear so you don’t really feel the power through the rev range and then get massive surprise when you look down and check the speedo only to realise you are way past illegal. Looking down is also an odd problem, as I feel with my STR I look forward and down still seeing the road and now I have to look straight down to see the dash.

Which is also why I found myself thinking that the “touring” windscreen wasn’t do jack ****, until I looked down and saw I was doing 170, this while sitting bolt upright in supreme comfort. On my STR with no real windscreen to speak of, more of a cosmetic trimming in front, when I get to 150 it becomes hard work and 170 is just downright uncomfortable.

The seat is a catch 22. It’s a terrifically comfortable thing and does a superb job of holding you in place. However, this also means you aren’t moving anywhere but at the same time with the windscreen right in your face you don’t really have anywhere to go. For me personally it was superb, but big/smaller guys might not find it as accomodating. I suspect the Hypermotard will offer you more options in this regard though and really if need be you could probably put that seat on the ‘Strada or choose one of the other optional seats.

Suspension wise I took some purposely familiar roads with known bad patches and also some speed bumps I’m quite familiar with. I clocked a speedbump I normally take in 1st on the STR in 3rd on the Hyper and it was pretty comfortable whereas normally I would be clamping down to fight the hard bumps.

Another catch 22 is that the front suspension isn’t adjustable. Not at all from what I could see while the rear has preload and either rebound or compression settings but not both. Preload is with an auxiliary adjuster as well so you can easily tune it for luggage or a passenger which is nice. Now on one hand I would feel that I need to be able to setup my suspension, but at the same time if the stock suspension works for me why worry. At the same time I feel that if it is adjustable you just end up worrying about it and never quite getting it right, whereas in this case you simply deal with it and move along. So while I do find it a bit odd, especially on a machine of this calibre, it’s not going to stop me from buying one.

I specially asked to have the panniers fitted for the demo so I could see how hard they are to handle in traffic. Well…I forgot they were there and my mate claims I never really came seriously close to hitting anyone with them. Reason I worried is because they are the widest point and peak out about 10cm from the bars I reckon. Obviously I didn’t have luggage with me so I can’t comment on how they affect weight and handling when loaded up. Sadly they don’t lock in a normal latch setup but come with pinlocks to connect the zippers together. Not ideal but at the same time similar to what I used on my Buell. I wouldn’t leave it overnight like but short stints would be fine and they do clip off easily enough and do lock to the bike itself.

Personally though one of the big reasons I want this particular bike is because it has a factory Topbox setup. Something I’ve always wanted to have but was never willing to compromise a bike for. In this case they look like they belong and therefore my day to day riding would simply be with the Topbox to put my laptop bag in and when I get to work take my jacket and helmet off and swop the two. No more having to do a plie through turnstiles or carrying your kit with you everywhere. Jeez I could probably go buy Sushi and get it home in one piece.

I quickly went home to show my wife the bike and even with her and baby on the back it still felt like there was more than enough room. Look I took a Buell, probably the shortest bike in the world, touring with two people and luggage before so probably not the best judge there. But I think even with the Top box fitted it’s been thought out well with grab rails and everything. Normally my wife complains that the footpegs are set too far backward forcing her to lean forward, but she was quite happy in this case. Even as the rider I didn’t once consider the footpegs which means they didn’t bother me at all.

About the only thing I could complain about ergonomically is that the normal footrest and the centre stand tend to overlap each other and therefore getting the stand out was pretty tricky. That being said I struggled with my Triumph stand for weeks as well so I’m sure ownership would change that in time.

Oh the other thing I forgot to mention were the electronics and riding modes. Firstly in typical Italian fashion some of it was needlessly complex…so much so that I still don’t know how to reset the fuel economy trip meter…and neither did the salesperson. Changing between the modes is simple enough and you click the indicator button to jump through them and then hold it for three seconds to select. You can do it while riding but you need to have the throttle closed and brakes off.

Speaking of the indicator switch I had an incredibly hard time on both bikes to know if I had pressed it or not and needed to look down every time to make sure that it was in fact on. It might be partly because the light isn’t in my peripheral vision but I think it’s genuinely the case of the action being too soft and lacking a definite click. It wasn’t ever not on though, so maybe it’s more sensitive than I think and won’t be a real world problem.

The riding modes are Urban, Touring and Sport. Effectively Urban = Rain and limits you to 75hp and puts the ABS and Traction on super sensitive mode. I didn’t even bother using this. Touring is meant to be the middle ground day to day mode with full power but more restrained power delivery and normal level of ABS and Traction. Sport is balls to the wall mode with sharper throttle and although ABS and TCS remain on they are much lower. I’ll be honest and say I really couldn’t’ feel the difference between Sport and Touring. And although I didn’t track the bike or go completely nuts with it I did a number of purposeful hard stops and also accidental ham fisting of the throttle due to the freeplay as well as just dropping the clutch and not once did the TCS or ABS intervene.

My Triumph also has ABS and I’ve only ever managed to activate it using the rear brake when getting a little too frisky. I think for a new rider these things will probably play a paramount role but as someone who has done this in excess of twelve years now on a myriad of different bikes my self-preservation is well and truly in place to ride properly. That being said I’m not trying to say you don’t need them…one of the reason I want this bike is for the ABS and the new addition of traction control because the day that I do make a mistake I want it to be a non-event.

Stock the bike doesn’t sound terrible but it certainly doesn’t sound amazingly awesome either. It sounds great coming past you, just much more subdued when you are riding it yourself. The big problem here is that the Termignoni pipe you really want to put on there costs R24000. Yup that’s not a mistake. And sure there are other options…but they just aren’t quite the same.

Overall I was immensely impressed with the bike and it ticks all the boxes that I want right now. I still question myself whether it’s worth holding onto the STR for another year and then buy a Multistrada, but then much like the Speed Triple all over again I ask myself if that’s simply too much bike for my purposes. Sure it has all the technology in the world but at a phenomenal price as well, even second hand. So I find myself coming back to the Hyperstrada being the logical/sensible/practical choice while still being Italian and maintaining some of that exotic flare.

2015 Ducati Diavel Carbon

You don’t ride the Devil, the Devil rides you.

That pretty much sums up the Diavel experience in one sentence. It’s an utterly unadulterated, unapologetic, balls to the wall riding experience. Actually I’m not even sure calling it a riding experience is fair, it’s more like a rollercoaster that does it’s own thing and you just happen to be holding onto it.

Let’s start at the beginning. What is a Diavel? Ducati’s official blurb says “Don’t call me a cruiser” and I tend to agree. Most people would call this a Muscle Cruiser and place it in the same segment as the Yamaha V-Max and Harley Davidson V-Rod series. Cruiser looking things with big horsepower engines that have been somewhat tuned to handle as well as they possibly can for what they are. On face value the Diavel seems exactly like them…then you ride it and realise this isn’t a Muscle Cruiser but instead it’s a Cruiser Superbike which is something altogether different.

Three things stand out about this bike that set it apart from everything else even close to this segment.

Firstly there are the looks which I will simply call…interesting. I would never call it pretty in totality but it’s most certainly unique and that gives it a certain allure. Individual parts are something to be marvelled at especially the carbon fibre bits all over this particular model. The entire look is scifi and space age with modern LED tech all over, super sexy exhaust headers with twin pipes. The front and rear end are both a little bit odd but I wouldn’t dare say ugly, but strangest of all actually sitting on the thing the view from the seat and out over the tank and bars is actually what was most pleasing to me. The seat in and of itself is a work of art, especially that carbon cover over the pillion section when not using that. Oh and the pillion footpegs…man why can’t everyone have something this sexy that completely hides itself out of the way when not in use? I wish I had taken a video or time lapse pictures of those because it’s the hottest thing on this whole bike.

Second up is that incredible 240 section rear tyre. It just looks crazy badass, they always do on any bike that runs them. But then you always assume it simply can’t go around corner…but it does…incredibly so. Granted at slow speed it’s a bit of a beast to maneuver around the neighbourhood, but this has more to do with the wide pegs which make putting your legs down “interesting” especially on painted lines. Obviously living in the real world you expect a certain kind of handling from a bike this bike that weighs 234 kg fully loaded, but even then the Diavel really surprises. The only thing I have an issue with is the Italians over engineering a problem that never existed in the first place in the shape of the number plate bracket the comes off the swingarm and also acts as a mudguard of sorts. It just looks a bit silly and in a way you expect the arse of the bike to carry this which is not just a massive blank space and partly why it looks weird, but it also blocks the view of that massive rear tyre.

Lastly there is the power. This thing runs 162hp from a superbike engine which I believe was used in the pre-Panigale 1198. Now technically the V-Max has a bit more power, but less torque, but at the same time also weighs more than a 100 kg more so that is completely negated in real world terms. It is unbelievably fast as long as you keep it above 4000rpm and manage to hold on, because there is no windscreen or any kind of aerodynamic protection to keep the world at bay. Below 4000 rpm though it tries to rattle itself apart. You could think a bike with a massive motor like this would run off idle using the clutch alone but that is not the case, get the gearing wrong and it bogs right down. In contrast the Hyperstrada would pull from just about anywhere in the revs in any gear. On the upperside of the rev range though this thing would pull the Hyperstrada at crazy speed like I mentioned earlier and because of it’s low profile and weight remains completely stable doing so with aerodynamics being the only limitation.

The seat does an excellent job of stopping you in place under acceleration much like the V-Max I’ve ridden previously, but unlike the Hyperstrada there is a bit too much motion for my liking and under braking you end up sliding forward and then back again under acceleration. Ergonomically I wasn’t exactly compatible with this bike having to stretch too far forward to manage the controls and getting especially uncomfortable under acceleration. The Nightrod Special I rode before had similar issues for me, but Harley give you a hundred options to customize your bike as part of the purchase price to sort exactly this out. The Night Rod Special had forward controls for footpegs and shifter/brake which I hated at the time but in retrospect I feel that’s exactly what the Diavel needs to make it work for me. In previous years Ducati had the Diavelstrada which was also a more touring oriented bike but now it’s missing from the website so I can’t confirm the differences, but I suspect that might be the one you would really want to be truly comfortable on the thing.

It’s aerodynamic and ergonomic issues are ultimately what make this a pure poser bike for me personally and not something I would want to ride regularly or even own in this specific form. It’s a little bit like doing a Moon Landing all over again in that it’s nothing more than a pissing contest that is utterly pointless. Especially when you consider the R258 000 price tag attached to this Carbon model.
Much like the Hyperstrada the engine sounded great when it was riding past me, but somewhat subdued and tractor-like when I was riding it myself. Again though with some pipes on I’ve heard these bikes before and they are absolutely mental. At idle it also sounds like there is a marble running around in there somewhere, but it might simply be Ducati’s timing system that I’m not used to or even the hydraulic clutch setup.

Speaking of the clutch I expected it to be super light being hydraulic but that wasn’t the case. It certainly wasn’t terrible by any means and I’m just happy that it grabbed at the right place for my liking because you can’t adjust it like a normal cable clutch. Again like the Hyperstrada the riding modes were much of a muchness to me and I never had the traction or ABS lights come on. That being said with a 162hp bike I would most definitely be using the 100hp limited Urban/Rain mode when it gets wet, or even every day for commuting as it will save some fuel as well…but then I would never own this bike so that would never happen.

Overall it was a fun and interesting experience and I think definitely something every motorcyclist should try at least once. Short of some serious modifications or the Diavel Strada model I can’t see myself ever owning one or wanting to spend serious time with it. In this price range there are a hell of a lot of options and in this particular category I would probably end up buying a Harley Davidson Night Rod Special as bizarre as that sounds to myself.

Back on the Triumph

As with all test rides of any other bike you always find yourself jumping back on your own steed and then being right at home, no matter what it was you’ve just ridden.

With my Buell this would happen time and time again where I would go ride something else thinking this is the one I’m going to buy and then I end up back on my bike and think to myself “Nope…this is still awesome”. If it wasn’t for the fact that I needed some mental time off after a crash and that Buell doesn’t exist any more I would probably still be riding that bike today.

Sadly with the Triumph this wasn’t quite the case after jumping back on. Immediately the clutch and throttle work as expected and the timing is perfect changing both up and down with throttle blips and no slipper clutch required. However it’s immediately apparent that the seat is hard as all hell and the suspension certainly doesn’t help either.

The slightly pitched forward upper body also doesn’t help things and you try your best to compromise between laying into your arms or holding yourself onto the bike with your core. So you end up sacrificing either your back or your wrists or to a lesser degree both.

In the Triumph’s defense that was after a hectic demo ride and with the Diavel being last which is more uncomfortable but in a very different way. Today riding into work it doesn’t feel all that bad and I can see myself riding the STR for as long as I need to especially if Ducati don’t play along with the trade-in that is sensible and doesn’t see me taking an unnecessary knock..

The Ducati Experience

I feel I just want to say a few things about the Ducati bike experience as a whole and also some things specific to Cape Town and trying out Ducati’s.

Regarding the bikes themselves, there is absolutely no denying that you are getting on or looking at a Ducati. Even with these two bikes being at significantly different price points they are both equally special and you feel special riding them and looking at them.

There are a hundred Ducati logos on each of them to make sure that you know it’s a Ducati. But none of them are brash or in your face and are done quite subtly just as a little token reminder. From the logo on the engine itself through to the embossed logos on the tanks and the inlay in the carbon fibre on the back of the Diavel. There are Ducati logos imbedded in the handlebar grips and machined into the aluminium protector of the panniers. Best of all when you start each of these bikes it says “Ducati” on the screen with a little animation and then swipes that away into the model you are riding. It seems like a silly thing but it really makes all the difference in adding that special Italian flair. The workmanship overall makes you understand exactly what you are paying for here (ignoring the ridiculous Italian export taxes inflating the price of course) and the little details everywhere really makes it stand apart from other brands. I look at the stitching in the real leather on the “cheap” Hyperstrada and then look at the plain piece of fake rubber pretend leather on my Triumph and it’s clear which one was paid more attention to. Heat shields along the header pipes, those beautifully engineered fold away pillion pegs on the Diavel…man just looking at the paint up close it all screams quality.

Then you get back to the shop and a new owner fires up his 899 Panigale for the first time and that “How is this even legal?” noise that erupts from the exhausts gives you goosebumps. Doesn’t matter what little detail you look at you really feel special.

There is of course this little matter of an obvious peeling sticker on a very new Diavel Carbon which is pretty sub par…

As for the shopping experience, Ducati Cape Town technically doesn’t exist. Not since Ducati South Africa folded a few years ago and was reborn under Porsche South Africa when Audi bought out Ducati as a whole.

As such they run a “satellite office” of Ducati Johannesburg through a Superbike Solutions in Somerset West which has been associated with Ducatis for years and have trained staff on hand to look after the bikes.

Right now if you buy a Ducati in Cape Town you do so via Johannesburg and it gets delivered to you at Superbike Solutions who will then also do all warranty and service work going forward.

Until recently Ducati offered the Ducati Ride Plan as part of the purchase price. Essentially this came about as part of Audi taking over and is a two year “motorplan” for their bikes. Sadly this year they decided to make it optional and although you technically always paid for it, having been built into the price it now doesn’t seem so lucrative. Then again if you finance the bike you get to throw it all in for a minimal monthly cost difference, so there is that as well.

Superbike Solutions seems like a small time venture and don’t quite have the Ducati presence that the shop had in Johannesburg when I visited there. Nowhere near it to be honest. They pretty much just house the demo bikes and the sales guy Anston is employed by Ducati Jo’burg.

So although they have pretty much the whole range of demos available don’t expect a fancy Italian cappuccino when you walk in the door or a room full of Ducati gear and paraphernalia.

That being said they have the “small town” feel about them and also are a lot easier to deal with. In the big Jo’burg shop you get that typical vibe of “you don’t look like you have the money to be here” and that you should dress up for the occasion or something. The guys are much more down to earth and ready for a chat and I honestly prefer that kind of experience.

Anston has told me there are plans for a proper Ducati Cape Town in the future…but who knows when that future is. I do expect it will happen though and it will be very similar to the Johannesburg experience.

Overall it was a magical experience riding these bikes and visiting their shop/s and I’m fully converted.

I suspect the bigger problem will come in when trying to trade in my bike for a reasonable offer and then I might end up right back at the Multistrada but do the upgrade in a few months to a year.